stolen from since i took a math test today, and my grades are baaaad.

no oc's, so characters i likes

1. chrono
2. chiaro (my new bishie!)
3. vash
4. rosette
5. alissa ^^
6. kate
7. will
8. irma
9. hay-lin
10.cornelia

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Irma would probably be scared to death of the elder, for one thing. she would drown him ^^

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
ha ha ha!! alissa would never go to one in the first place, and 9's not like that.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
6 i wouldn't go anywhere.

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4) 1 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Okay, first off… NO. Second, Vale really doesn’t care about Zelda making out with anyone. But, again… NO!

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Marth and Arda fall in love and Navs is jealous? … Wow, Poor Arda!
Marth: You can have Arda, just give me my sword back!
Navs: You big baby T_T

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Roy jumped me in an alley? Jerkward T_T Link would save me! Then Elice would kill Roy…

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Link shows up with a recipe for Octorock-kabobs
Zelda:

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Well, since Elice got in a car crash speeding away from the strip club Impa dragged her to… Impa darn well better go get some help! She’d probably go grab Zelda, or Elice could heal herself. She can do that, you know

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Marth’s choices: Navs, Roy or Impa.

Marth: Ugh… I guess I’ll have to take Impa… He’s getting so desperate he might just have to settle for her. Eeeeewwww, she’s like Zelda’s mom! This is seriously creepy. Marth, you need therapy.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Ciara kidnaps Link and demands something from Elice… Roy?

……… Just kidding! Wow, how convoluted of a situation would that be?

Eh, in the end, Link would just rescue himself, or Zelda would come in and go all nuts and magicy, so no worries.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Zelda! She’s been my fav since I plays OoT 10 years ago **fangirly** … although it would be fun to meet a dragon and go for a ride.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Vale and Roy in a chariot race… probably because Roy said or did something absolutely ridiculous and or insulting in Vale’s presence. But, truth be told, I don’t think Vale’d bother with a fair competition. Either that or Vale wants to fight for Elice’s hand… Elice seems to have problems with creepy guys liking her. Yes, Roy, I’m talking to you

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Everyone ganging up on Marth? That NEVER happens. And no, he doesn’t stand a chance anywhere, really. Just look at him ~~> poor li’l guy.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Wow, move over Zelink. Time for Valink? … >.< NONONONONONONO, I doesn’t think so. But, Navs would certainly have his feelings hurt if he weren’t invited to that celebration. He’d just crash it anyways.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why is Arda afraid of Ciara? I dunno, because Arda’s afraid of most humans, and Ciara’s tall… and… yeah, I don’t know O_o

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Vale telling a fairytale?

Vale: Gather round, my friends, and let me tell you why I’m a hideous, shriveled man creature…. **Magical**

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Why is Zelda late to Vale and Link’s wedding? Oh, I don’t know, probably because she was loading her shotgun and preparing to kick some serious… tookis Wow, Link. You can do better… you really can!

18) 7 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Drunken Ciara and Impa? Well, Impa you are QUITE the bad influence aren’t you? Well, Impa’s probably drunk because she’s married to an emo half her age. I don’t care, though, I’d turn the hose on both of them and run them out of my house. I don’t need that drama in here, Impa. Go home to your hubby

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They’d probably be protesting my treatment of them in AtA

Zelda: Come on, I’m pregnant! Give me a break!
Link: Go back to picking on Marth. A lot! Make him suffer!
Roy: What’s up with all the Marth sympathy? You BLEW ME UP! Jerkwad, why do you think I jumped you in that alley?
Ciara: Seriously, I’ve been in this story for only like 5 chapters and I’ve already plummeted into a chasm. This place is messed. I’m out of here.
Elice: I can’t take anymore of this **goes into post traumatic stress disorder freakout mode** Go back to Marth, he can take it. He’s used to it!
Marth: Thanks sis. Why? Why does everyone pick on me!?!?! What did I ever do to anyone!?
Everyone else: T_T
Zelda: Hello! Remember me?
Marth: ……. Oh yeah ……
Me: stop crying, you big babies! Everyone loves when you suffer, it’s not my fault!
Marth: Hey, didn’t you leave off with me on a cliff with Zelda and Elice, right after Roy and Link got blown up and dropped down into a chasm of doom?
Me: Sure did.
Marth: Holy crap >.< How am I supposed to deal with that?!?!?… You’re all on your own *Jumps off the cliff* … AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: … wow. Teehee!

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Impa murdered Zelda!?!?! Probably out of some strange sense of convoluted revenge for her new hubby Marth? Well, in any case, Link would go postal and kill them all anyways… t’wouldn’t be pretty for the newlyweds. Poor Imarth, that ship never had a chance

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Arda would do her best to save her Princess.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?


Do I have to answer that?

Marth: … hey

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Elice is trapped and Vale shows up? I don’t think anyone wants to be trapped in a cave with Vale.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Marth’s day camp?

Marth: Today, children, we will not do anything because there’s really no point in doing anything. It’ll all just end in tragedy.
Kids: But, we’re bored!!! =\
Marth: All right. Just sit there and I’ll tell you the story of my life.

2 hours later…

Kids:
Marth:

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Roy, Arda and Ciara are doing the Hokey-Pokey? Sounds about right

Navs walks in? He’d join in, of course! Even Navs can’t resist the Hokey-Pokey! You put your right foot in…

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Link’s reaction to Impa and Vale dating?

Link: Man, Marth, you can’t even compete with Vale? … even I have to admit that’s sad.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Possibly, but, she’d probably start a food fight with it anyways.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?